Below are the 13 most recent journal entries recorded in sadchild's LiveJournal:

Friday, October 1st, 2004
2:40 pm	counting down from 13....... 13 songs that you last listened to (most of these are from an MP3 mix CD on shuffle in my office right now, so i didn't choose them, they chose me). 01. Fear Factory - Slave Labor 02. Beck - Pay No Mind 03. Strong Bad - Somebody Told Me (That You Were So Stupid) 04. Apartment 26 - Give Me More 05. Kris Kross - Can't Stop the Bum Rush 06. Professional Murder Music - Something New 07. Down the Sun - Medicated 08. Indigo Girls - Joking 09. Eminem - Just Lose It 10. Ty Tabor - Safety 11. NWA - She Swallowed It 12. Stone Temple Pilots - Dead and Bloated 13. Machines of Loving Grace - Butterfly Wings 12 people you've ever considered your best friend (i never say i have a "best friend" because it insults all of your other friends) 11 words to describe yourself: 01. drummer 02. guitarist 03. songwriter 04. nerd 05. patient 06. agnostic 07. heterosexual 08. opinionated 09. resolute 10. genuine 11. well-hung <-bwaha made you look =P 10 things you immediately see as you look around right now: 01. Mozilla Firefox 02. Fruit 2 O 03. Calculator 04. Floppy Disks 05. Google 06. Desktop Wallpaper (courtesy of Yura) 07. Flash Drive 08. Trail Mix 09. White-Out 10. A Million Post-Its! 9 nicknames youve been given: 01. Jingles 02. Herb 03. Champ 04. Marky Moocher 05. Bingy 06. Ki 07. Small Fry 08. PUD 09. Pubert 8 people that make you laugh: 01. Kris 02. Will 03. Mark 04. Kat 05. Dani 06. Tori 07. Rich 08. Harold 7 facts about you that not many people know: 01. I was a straight A student until the 4th grade 02. I dropped out of high-school at 15 03. I went to 3 different schools in the 4th grade 04. My right nut bounces when my inner thigh is tickled 05. I didn't get laid the first time until a month before my 20th birthday 06. For many years, I had a single white hair that would grow out of my cheek under my left eye 07. Before puberty struck, I was an incredibly good singer 6 years ago you were doing what: Working out 2-4 times a week 5 words you say the most, or phrases: 01. s(ch)weet! 02. if you say so 03. mm-hm... 04. don't quote me on that 05. golden like a shower 4 people on your LJ friends list who you would like to meet the most: 01. Dismaldreamland 02. DarkheartArtist 03. Bloodflower 04. ?? 3 people on your LJ friends that you'd want with you if you were stranded: 01. Dismaldreamland 02. DarkheartArtist 03. Bloodflower .....oo! that paints a nice picture. maybe i'll go get stranded right now! 2 people on your LJ friends that you completely trust: oh now i have to try and narrow those 3 down to 2? yeah, that's not uncomfortable...... all 3, and that's my final answer 1 role model: ...?? *shrugs shoulders* Current Music: Beck - Pay No Mind (6 Comments |Comment on this)
Wednesday, September 29th, 2004
10:14 am	politics and people wonder i don't vote..... check out these truly tasteless ads (click on each picture) http://www.coloradofamiliesfirst.com/media.html requires quicktime Current Music: Machines of Loving Grace - Kiss Destroyer (4 Comments |Comment on this)
Sunday, September 26th, 2004
3:36 am	coyote ugly so that's what 'coyote ugly' is. 12 girls competing to get a job at the bar. their job is to impress the people in the bar so when the girl's number is called, they get the most shouting from everyone. a popularity contest, basically. the girls with the least amount of people yelling for them get eliminated. and the number of girls dwindles from 12 to 10 to 7 to 5, etc. so.... what exactly does this require the girls to do? not only did those girls dance and grind against each other and have to do several jello shots and lick whip cream off of guys' bald heads and have whip cream licked off of their bellies etc etc for SEVERAL HOURS... but beyond that they had to get molested by almost every guy in the club. basically these contestants would dance around the club and wait for guys to come dance with them, grind up against them, feel them up, spank them and practically dry hump them for 8+ HOURS. now as the night goes on and the guys have more alchohol in them, they start getting ruder and shouting sexist crap at them and insulting them etc. so these girls are basically rag dolls getting fondled by rude drunks for several hours under the impression this will help them win so they can work there. and only one of the 12 wins. i give them a lot of credit for putting up with all they did, and it was sad to see the losers leave with nothing after being molestated for hours. i wonder.... what does a girl do when she gets home after pretending that every guy in the club is her boyfriend.... hugging, grinding, dry humping, licking.... does she take a brillo pad into the shower? does she cry because she feels used? or does she just curl up in her PJs by the TV with a bowl of popcorn and watch a movie like it was any another day? these are the things i think about. i actually did have a good time, and the bachelor's party was deemed a success. i'm a sucker for a party so i danced and watched the bachelor get whipped with a belt and i actually talked with the girls, saying things like "congratulations on making it to the round", "you're an incredible dancer", "you must be getting pretty tired by now".... you know, treating them like human beings (a strange concept). i figure i'd actually engage them in some real conversation since the rest of the guys in the bar had already covered the 'important stuff', like "nice t*ts!!" and "dance for me b*tch!!" *rolls eyes* ps - i was there in my black celldweller spider T ;) Current Music: Ruby - Hoops (2 Comments |Comment on this)
Wednesday, September 22nd, 2004
11:15 am	when you thought you've seen everything just when you thought you'd seen it all, they start selling "lesbian waffles"... http://www.funreports.com/2004/09/20/56180.html Waffles propagandizing lesbian love appeared in food stores of Ekaterinburg, the Ural region of Russia. The packaging of Artek waffles depicts two little girls hugging each other. The girls are of different skin color - to all appearance, the designer wished to express the children's internationalism in his work (Artek is an international summer camp for children in Ukraine's Crimea). "One girl put her arm around the other girl - she is holding the girl's hand, trying to kiss her on a cheek. The other girl does not seem to have anything against such a gesture: she is keeping her eyes wide open, she is smiling back and blushing," a local newspaper wrote. Ekaterinburg's residents do not suspect the designer and the waffle maker of having any guileful intentions to corrupt the young generation. The "lesbian" waffles cost seven rubles (one dollar is about 30 rubles) for a pack, they are rather delicious and enjoy great popularity among the local population. However, Ekaterinburg has the reputation of a homophobian city - the local committee for youth promised to look into the matter. Current Music: Filter - Cancer (2 Comments |Comment on this)
Thursday, September 16th, 2004
1:21 pm	HELL YEAH! CELLDWELLER MERCH! this just came in 1/2 hour ago, so i just ordered 10 beta cessions double-discs, 10 switchback dvds and 3 posters.  if anybody needs beta or switchback and can't order it themselves, just let me know. Welcome to the latest Cellmate Transmission. NEW RELEASES - AVAILABLE NOW “The Beta Cessions”  (2-CD Set) - $15 “Switchback” (DVD) - Retail $7 - Introductory Sale Price - $5 [Save $2] New 11”X 17” metallic-ink Poster - $5 YEAH!!!!! ps - i'm making this post with "deepest sender" for mozilla, let's see if it works Current Music: Downset - Pocket Full of Fatcaps (MP3 mix CD on shuffle) (5 Comments |Comment on this)
Monday, September 13th, 2004
10:15 pm	LJ is f*cking with me again this will probably be the third time this story gets posted. i hope i can delete these posts somehow. but the other two times i updated it said i succeeded but the sh*t wasn't there. AAARRRGGGHHHH!!!! -- the following reads like a damn soap opera........ last time my metal band played club liquid, it was a disaster. the drummer must've been on another planet. he started the first song wrong. in the middle of the third song, he started playing the wrong song and we screeched to a halt. and we got jipped on our on-stage time, so we only got to play 3 1/2 songs total. so last night i was thinking, "tonight has GOT to go better than the last time at club liquid". man, was i wrong. ...... my rock band was also playing the gig last night, and then my metal band was lined up to play right afterwards. so i'm sitting at the drum set getting hollered at because my rock band hasn't started playing yet (even though they bumped our time slot ahead without telling us and the reason it was taking so long for us to get playing was the sound guys' fault not ours, but anyyyywayyyyy....) then i see the concert organizer come up to the stage and start talking about my metal band. yeah..... uh-oh. she tells me that my metal band was kicked out of the club for vandalizing the bathroom and won't be allowed to play. apparently the singer was putting on his face makeup, there were no paper towels, so he (stupidly) wiped his hands on the bathroom stall door and left. the bass player was still in the bathroom doing his face paint when the manager of the club walked in. the manager looked at the face paint on the stall door and accused the bass player of doing it. the bass player copped a 'tude with the manager saying it wasn't him, some heated words were exchanged, they got the singer, he admitted to it and offered to clean it up but by then tempers were too high and the band got kicked out. so there i am ... sitting at the drum set now getting hollered at for crap that's not my fault while being informed that my other band is kicked out by the management. then, as i go into the first song, i watch my other band's gear leaving the building. YEAH.... I MIGHT HAVE BEEN A LITTLE F*$&!${@%$*&@$#@*ING DISTRACTED!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *strangles a defenseless pillow and rips the stuffing out of it, then eats the stuffing and puts the empty pillow shell over his head hoping to suffocate to death* (5 Comments |Comment on this)
10:09 pm	bad to worse the following reads like a damn soap opera........ last time my metal band played club liquid, it was a disaster. the drummer must've been on another planet. he started the first song wrong. in the middle of the third song, he started playing the wrong song and we screeched to a halt. and we got jipped on our on-stage time, so we only got to play 3 1/2 songs total. so last night i was thinking, "tonight has GOT to go better than the last time at club liquid". man, was i wrong. ...... my rock band was also playing the gig last night, and then my metal band was lined up to play right afterwards. so i'm sitting at the drum set getting hollered at because my rock band hasn't started playing yet (even though they bumped our time slot ahead without telling us and the reason it was taking so long for us to get playing was the sound guys' fault not ours, but anyyyywayyyyy....) then i see the concert organizer come up to the stage and start talking about my metal band. yeah..... uh-oh. she tells me that my metal band was kicked out of the club for vandalizing the bathroom and won't be allowed to play. apparently the singer was putting on his face makeup, there were no paper towels, so he (stupidly) wiped his hands on the bathroom stall door and left. the bass player was still in the bathroom doing his face paint when the manager of the club walked in. the manager looked at the face paint on the stall door and accused the bass player of doing it. the bass player copped a 'tude with the manager saying it wasn't him, some heated words were exchanged, they got the singer, he admitted to it and offered to clean it up but by then tempers were too high and the band got kicked out. so there i am ... sitting at the drum set now getting hollered at for crap that's not my fault while being informed that my other band is kicked out by the management. then, as i go into the first song, i watch my other band's gear leaving the building. YEAH.... I MIGHT HAVE BEEN A LITTLE F*$&!${@%$*&@$#@*ING DISTRACTED!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *strangles a defenseless pillow and rips the stuffing out of it, then eats the stuffing and puts the empty pillow shell over his head hoping to suffocate to death* (Comment on this)
Sunday, September 12th, 2004
1:30 pm	animal kingdom here i am "rockin' out" ... "poncho man" by the tree of life at the beginning of another downpour .... hi everybuddy i'm baaaack (5 Comments |Comment on this)
Wednesday, August 25th, 2004
9:50 am	point and laugh welcome to today's issue of "point and laugh", where we expose companies and their stupidity. in today's installment, let's all point and laugh at...... Micro$oft! Microsoft has also managed to upset women and entire countries. A Spanish- language version of Windows XP, destined for Latin American markets, asked users to select their gender between "not specified," "male" or "bitch," because of an unfortunate error in translation. (2 Comments |Comment on this)
Tuesday, August 24th, 2004
1:26 pm	latest lyrical inspiration wrote this, liked it, liked it more, started to love it, felt like sharing... "every time you cut me, i spill blood upon your shirt. so everywhere you go, you show the world how much i hurt" (7 Comments |Comment on this)
Friday, August 20th, 2004
10:25 am	f**kin' yeah!!! and ... snore ... zzzz woo! kicked ass last night with metal band! we will be opening for unearth sometime soon! first time we'll open for a national band! hell yeah!! this is so ... *dozes off like a narcoleptic* ... huh? wha? sorry, got home at 130am ... then unloaded gear ... then showered ... then ate ... then before i knew it, it was 630am and i was trying to peel myself out of bed. owch. i mean WOOHOO! this ... *nods off again* (4 Comments |Comment on this)
Tuesday, August 17th, 2004
6:52 pm	i spent WAAAAAY too long on this //5 songs that make you smile// 1. Cure - The Lovecats 2. Lemonheads - Being Around 3. Indigo Girls - Least Complicated 4. Grey Eye Glances - Halfway Back 5. Enya - Wild Child //5 songs that make you cry// 1. Nine Inch Nails - Hurt 2. Peter Gabriel - No Way Out 3. Tori Amos - China 4. Cure - Same Deep Water As You 5. Indigo Girls - Romeo and Juliet //5 songs that make you laugh// 1. Weird Al - It's all about the Pentiums 2. Tenacious D - F**k Her Gently 3. All - She Broke my Dick 4. Dennis Leary - I'm an Asshole 5. King Missile - Detachable Penis //5 songs for when you're angry// 1. Deftones - 7 Words 2. Slipknot - sic 3. Insane Clown Posse - F**k the World 4. Mudvayne - Dig 5. Korn - Clown //5 songs for when you're sad// 1. Beth Orton - I Wish I Never Saw the Sunshine 2. Tori Amos - 1000 Oceans 3. Ben Folds Five - Brick 4. Mono - Life in Mono 5. Celldweller - Under My Feet //5 songs for leaving// 1. Stavesacre - Gold and Silver 2. Circle of Dust - Goodbye 3. Cure - The Caterpillar 4. Evanescense - My Immortal 5. Indigo Girls - Left Me a Fool //5 for being alone// 1. Zeromancer - House of Cards 2. Circle of Dust - Prayers of a Dead Man 3. Nine Inch Nails - Something I Can Never Have 4. Stabbing Westward - Waking Up Beside You 5. Depeche Mode - One Caress //5 SONGS OF INSPIRATION// 1. One Minute Silence - Holy Man 2. Klank - Burning 3. King's X - Over My Head 4. Indigo Girls - Hey Jesus 5. Machines of Loving Grace - Butterfly Wings //5 SONGS FOR PARTYING TO// 1. Apartment 26 - Give Me More 2. Infectious Grooves - These Freaks Are Here To Party 3. Billy Goat - F**k More B***h Less 4. Pop Will Eat Itself - RSVP 5. Nine Inch Nails - Starf**kers Inc. //5 SONGS TO DANCE TO// 1. White Zombie - El Phantasmo and the Chicken-Run Blastorama 2. Chemlab - Electric Molecular 3. Pitchshifter - You are Free (to Do as We Tell You) 4. Orgy - Stitches 5. Depeche Mode - Mercy in You //5 SONGS THAT MAKE YOU HORNY// 1. Celldweller - Frozen 2. Nine Inch Nails - Get Down Make Love & Closer 3. Liz Phair - Flower 4. Grim Faeires - Love is Hell 5. Ruby - Swallow Baby yeah that's 6 i know =P //5 SONGS THAT REMIND YOU OF CHILDHOOD// 1. Fleetwood Mac - Landslide 2. Cat Stevens - Where do the Children Play? 3. Bon Jovi - Blood on Blood 4. Peter Gabriel - Solsbury Hill 5. Harry Chapin - Cat's in the Cradle // 5 SONGS FOR FRIENDS// 1. MH: Depeche Mode - Never Let Me Down Again 2. JM: Anthrax - Only 3. RC: Cypress Hill - Rock Superstar 4. DS: Celldweller - Own Little World 5. JC: .......have to get back to you on that one //5 SONGS FOR YOUR EX:// 1. LB: Cure - Disintegration 2. TB: Cure - Trust 3. GJ: Cure - A Pink Dream 4. JA: Cure - The Exploding Boy 5. MR: Cure - Play //5 SONGS WITH GREAT BEATS// 1. Alice in Chains - Would? 2. Bjork - Human Behavior 3. Pop Will Eat Itself - Familus Horribilus 4. Lamb - Gorecki 5. Ruby - Paraffin //5 SONGS YOU CAN AND HAVE TO SING ALONG TO// 1. Union Underground - South Texas Death Ride 2. Celldweller - Switchback 3. Faith No More - Land Of Sunshine 4. Poe - Hello (Band Version) 5. Gorillaz - Clint Eastwood //TOP 5 OLDIES// 1. Frankie Goes to Hollywood - Relax 2. Peter Gabriel - In Your Eyes 3. Cure - Boys Don't Cry 4. Police - Invisible Sun 5. Queen & David Bowie - Under Pressure //5 SONGS YOU JUST LOVE FOR NO REASON REALLY// 1. Big Audio Dynamite - Rush 2. Geggy Tah - Whoever You Are 3. Guster - Airport Song 4. Arrested Development - Mr Wendal 5. Manu Chao - Bongo Bong //TOP 5 ALLTIME FAVORITES// 1. Circle of Dust - Mesmerized 2. Depeche Mode - Blasphemous Rumors 3. Rage Against the Machine - Freedom 4. Nine Inch Nails - Last 5. Indigo Girls - Closer to Fine added 2 more lists: **5 most disturbing songs** 1. Korn - Daddy 2. Eminem - Kim 3. Tool - Prison Sex 4. Tool - Stinkfist 5. Tori Amos - Me and a Gun **5 best night songs** 1. Skindive - Space Age Lullaby 2. Beth Orton - Stars all Seem to Weep 3. Depeche Mode - Waiting for the Night 4. Static X - Cold 5. White Zombie - Blood, Milk and Sky (7 Comments |Comment on this)
Monday, August 16th, 2004
4:30 pm	rules to live by rule #1 if you're gonna cancel plans just so you can get laid, just tell me first. that way, i don't have to pretend i'm not upset when i figure it out. rule #2 always read your mail before anyone else. rule #3 never let anyone talk bad about the club in front of the bartender and show promoter, no matter how much they don't like it, unless you never want to play there again or open for the band that invited you there ever again ... rule #4 if you can't pick a major and stick with it, chances are you're wasting your time .... and a lot of peoples' money. rule #5 feed me raw cookie dough and i'm your slave. (2 Comments |Comment on this)